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Brakes

There are times hitting the brakes isn't a bad idea. At a red light, or when somebody is walking across a road are a few times hitting the brakes is not a bad idea.
People can move anywhere if they don't like it where they come from any more. There is no rule that you have to leave a welcome mat out for everyone looking for a house. You can be selective on who comes and who goes where you live, even if someone else doesn't like it, or they think you discriminate, or even if they think you're a sexist racist bigot homophobe cocksucker asshole, you can still do that where you live. You don't have to give in to somebody else's demands because they want to try out somewhere new to live. They're your brakes, not theirs. You decide when to hit them, you're in control of that, not them.
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021
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braking the law

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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The Budapest Brakes

Whilst travelling down the laneways of Budapest on a rental scooter, a man enters a woman's (or man's) anus from behind.

Just prior to ejaculation, one pull's the brakes sending both you and your partner over the handlebars, onto the ground ahead.

Lying flat like two darnes of 'pike perch', then ejaculate along her spine as tartare sauce, and crack open a can of Drehar.
P1: Hello change! How was your night last night?

P2: Oh man, I pulled The Budapest Brakes on the way home from the Baths, best night ever.
by Dr. Ehar September 8, 2022
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Fuzzy Hand Brake

Receiving a hand job from get a milf in the back seat of her late model 2 door coup with bead seat covers.
I went to see Alice, but her kids were home so I only got a fuzzy hand brake.
by Donald Milhaus Trump November 8, 2019
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Sonic braking

The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.
*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.
by tendonut January 13, 2011
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Brake

a brake can be used as an insult for calling another person retarded
Jackson is a complete brake
by Jelston January 24, 2021
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Take a brake

by A1d October 13, 2019
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