branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?

by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

Brandenburg

Hell

I would rather live in hell and let my eyeballs melt out of my skull from the scorching flames, than live in Brandenburg out in Kentucky

by saltlifesailor69 March 21, 2023

brainlet

a person with a little brain

that is pretty dumb, steven. you're such a brainlet!

by cjmnli May 12, 2023

braiden

Braiden is the sweet guy you become friends with. He's the guy who is your best friend and all always listens to you. He knows everything about you because he is so trustworthy. He is kind and perfect in every way possible, although he is just a tiny bit oblivious. He's the guy who you fall for in a short amount of time because you feel so safe with him. He's also the guy who will break your heart multiple times but you will always run back to him. He could burn you out and make you wish you were dead but im the end you will always forgive him because he will always have your heart and you will always love him (no matter how hard it is for to express it)

Girl: "Braiden is the love of my life!!!"
Best Friend: "BITCH I told you to block him because he's hurt you so many times. He's NOT good for you."
Girl: " I don't care!!! He makes me a better person and I love him 💗"

by his_addy June 19, 2023

braindead

my cousin, alaya

some cool guy: okay
HOURS LATER
alaya: ok
some cool guy: that was a long time
alaya: why
some cool guy: what?
alaya: yes
some cool guy: you are braindead

by chigglewanword1854 July 10, 2023

Branden

Branden is the definition of a fine big black mixed BBC calm luh nigga

Branden was good in bed last night

by Thabbcking November 19, 2023

braiiden

braiiden is a nice boy he had his ups and downs but he is a sweet boy he don’t mind being alone and he loves to love other but he can have a dark humor sometimes but he is the nicest person

Braiiden a sweet brown eyed boy that is sweet

by Kayleeen November 21, 2023