bowels

lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit

medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."

by theWestHamfan November 14, 2003

Bowen

Everything he wants to do is illegal, and he is very destructive and he tends to break things like air vents, rulers, and everyday items like that.

Why is the air vent making such a loud noise?
Jesus fuck Bowen

by You toenails October 22, 2013

Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010

Bowen

the kind of guy who wears batman PJ pants, and doesn't give a flying eff word. He runs around at night wearing a cape, and scoops up the ladies with his "bat mobile" (if you know what i mean). Everyones totally jelly of his Bowenesc.

*Ladies chatting*

(Bowen appears and shows his bat mobile)

*Ladies get nitro'd*

Bowen: Like a Bowen...

by Giggalo757 July 5, 2011

mike bowen

A fuckin legend. Pasco county royalty. A bad ass motherfucker.

Mike Bowen is the shit

by mindyobiz March 7, 2015

daverick bowel movement

david bowie

i love daverick bowel movement

by poi// June 10, 2021

David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011