Getting a blowjob in the dark where you make a loud dolphin noise right as you shoot it in her blow hole.
by ~MH~ February 04, 2009
The act of closing ones eyes as tightly as possible while swirling around their "junk" ferociously immitating a helicopter. The trick is finding the surprise afterwards.
Lance Maynard is a lonely man that has to resort to a blind helicopter every night so he doesn't kill himself.
by H.R. Hugginstuff September 17, 2008
by krazytee January 13, 2006
You can't trust her, you're booty blind!
by barrywixon August 12, 2006
The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010
One who supports a government or a country simply because they consider that government or country to be theres. One who supports this government's decisions without considering their implications. Blind patriots are angered easily by those who question authority.
by Anti Patriot November 12, 2006
When your significant other's face intentionally ,or untentionally, runs into your fist and or hand resulting in bodily harm.
Chris Brown's love and domestic blindness for Rhianna was so vast that it resulted in multiple hospital visits and a coulple of court hearings.
by Truth Sue Sayer March 06, 2013