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blasted

Very very crunk. Drunk or high, or anything in between.
I'm so fuckin' blasted.
by ch4drock December 10, 2008
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Bieber blaster

A person who is gay for Justin Bieber. Blasting refers to ejaculation.
Bob: Hey Joe, what do you think about that Bieber faggot?

Joe:OmG HeS haWt!

Bob:Oh, i forgot... your a Bieber blaster...
by NotJustinBieber October 1, 2010
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buffalo blaster

To finger blast a girl after eating buffalo wings or after applying hot sauce to one's fingers. This act can be given to a girl out of fetish, or as an act of hate fucking.
That girl is into some kinky shit. Last night I gave her a buffalo blaster.

I buffalo blasted your mom.
by Manley December 24, 2008
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Bukkake Blaster

Taking a super soaker with a backpack attachment on it, and filling said attachment with human semen, then using it on victims.
Bob was tired of being made fun of in the locker room, so he made a bukkake blaster and blasted the football team with it. He now needs a new lung and liver.
by BigPalooka March 20, 2010
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Blaster

1. Any top of the line Synthetic cannabis still legal in 2011. Formally referred to as Spice or K2 during the first generations of synthetic cannabis, or the "Herbal Incense" period and later referred to as "Botanical Potpourri” after the DEA nationwide ban of December 2010.

2. Any strong, dank, fire Botanical Potpourri that fucking kicks everything else’s dick and also remained legal for 2011.
“Yo baby-dick, put that bunk ass shit Mr. Nice Guy away, this big dick playa has some blaster we can puff on.”

“Holy Shit! I hit that blaster last night with Miley and felt like I was riding unicorns through the clouds with Patrick Swayze!”
by 420Anonymous December 22, 2010
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marble blaster

When your anal beads get consumed by your asswhole and when you drop a load they shoot out like a cannon
Last night I had a marble blaster and then I sucked a gargumptious saggy juicy dick
by A Kyke mother fucker April 7, 2009
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titty blasted

When you chew on a girl's tits after a big night of house music.
E.g - "yeah I totally titty blasted this girl Franki after Shiba San"
by The boob man March 12, 2015
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