Baristaville

An area in northern New Jersey comprised of the three towns of Montclair, Glen Ridge and Bloomfield. First popularized in a blog called Baristanet. Baristanet was founded in May 2004 and has become a leader in hyperlocal blogging and online citizen journalism.

"Okay, let's settle this debate once and for all. Who has the best pizza in Baristaville?"

by Doyle Redland October 3, 2006

Barin’storm

Just like a brainstorm, but without any criticism or comments on spelling or punctuation

Email: I can’t work out what presence to give the twin’s for there birthday next weak

Reply: Never mind, we can have a barin’storm over family dinner tomorrow

by Noddy330 July 6, 2011

bariki

Man with the biggest nose ever, looks like big bird. Small penis too, Horrible in bed

Bariki is so gay

by Rekt pp October 2, 2017

Barirah

Barirah is aggressive, abusive, sinful, child. She's two faced, she says "I hate you", but then says 'I love you right after. She makes the funniest faces and she is fun to make fun of. She like to pole dance on light poles during school and she does hookah and drink wine, even though shes in middle school. She constantly looks at herself and her confidence is through the roof. She can take your mans if she wants to but lucky for you she doesn't want to. Her type is THE WORST. She dates 50 year old men but then breaks up with him by giving him an $8 watch from Walmart. She thinks she's thicccc and flashes people. She gets her whole wardrobe from Walmart, and she waddles when she pulls up her pants. she can't run for her life. She hangs out with nerds when shes not supposed to. She cannot fight either but she always says "fight me". Then when we punch her she starts crying. She will annoy you to the point where you want to strangle her. Shes into thick teachers. She usually lives next to train tracks. She likes to wear hoop earrings everyday to the point where her ear is about to break. She will take your phone if she wants to and sadly for you she does want to. She likes to take selfies and take your phone away from you. She wears sketchers and likes to say shes pregnant. On your birthday she will go all out.

Barirah has beautiful eyes and has crackhead friends

by thedysfunctionalsmartdm November 27, 2019

Barindering

To barinder is to do something unintelligently, or jus go full retard

Man ur barindering rn

by Baby_mexico999 June 30, 2021

bridget baribeau

A stupid whore who can shove 3 stop signs inside of her vagina.

My name is bridget baribeau and i lick girls ears in the hive bathroom

by bridget baribeau September 21, 2019

igor barisic

if you know an igor barisic you will know they are the scariest human beings to roam the earth.

will: can i come to your party?
henry: yeah you can but igor barisic is there
will:fuck dat

by gang gang shit blud October 16, 2019