giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.

After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.

by Pirut Jaque May 19, 2005

17th Birthday

The birthday inbetween your the two most important birthdays in your life, the one where you get your driver's license and the one when you become an adult, therefore making the 17th the most pointless birthday ever. Just another day of the year, with presents. (Hopefully a new car)

Matt: Isn't it your 17th birthday today?
Hayden: Yeah, but who gives a shit? I'm just looking forward to the next one.

by TJ Hood February 22, 2010

Birthday Deal

A birthday deal is an agreement made between a guy and his girlfriend/wife. Every year, on Partner A's birthday, Partner B will do what's agreed upon in the birthday deal. Partner B will likely agree to the terms of the birthday deal in exchange for having his/her own.

The birthday deal was introduced nationally on the second episode of Rules of Engagement called, "The Birthday Deal."

Woman- "For my birthday deal we're gonna get mani's, pedi's, facials and then watch romantic movies till I fall asleep in your arms. What do you want for your birthday honey?"

Man- "Oh you'll be getting a facial alright..."

by nakedlove April 7, 2010

Beyond Birthday

A sexy man who is after L in Another Note: LABB Murder Case. More commonly referred to as BB. He looks exactly like L. He is not a cannibal as most people thnk, but he is insane.

person 1: "what are u doing?"
person2: "I am a corpse. i cannot answer because i am dead."
person 1: "stop trying to be Beyond Birthday."

by LiquidSugar December 15, 2008

biohack

1. To manipulate a biological system in order to achieve a desired result.

"He biohacked that fish species' genetics to add bioluminescent properties."

by I)ruid October 9, 2015

belgian birthday party

A kind of illicit event, usually involving drugs, alcohol and sexual depravity.

"So I went into the backroom of this bar and there was a girl, a german shepherd, a towel on the floor and a guy undoing his belt. Then the barmaid handed me a glass of absinthe and that's when I knew I'd been invited to a belgian birthday party."

by Stovaa June 8, 2018

Grimace's Birthday Shake

A Purple milkshake made to celebrate the 52nd birthday of Grimace.
*WARNING* Could cause death if indigested

Guy 1: oooh Boy! I can't wait to try Grimace's Birthday Shake!
Guy 2: I don't think you should drink that
Guy 1: Nonsence. I bet it's fine.
*Takes a sip*
Guy 1: See, I was right. And it tastes Good-
*Dies on the floor 5 seconds later*

by MDawg1491 June 27, 2023