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Big Dick Monster

A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina

Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris
Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
pause
Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!
by Chanel(Kevins[kano] Boo) July 27, 2009
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Big bad mole

An erection you get in public which ends up being hard to hide through the front of your trousers.
Look! That dude over there has a big bad mole going on!
by Robbo101 January 15, 2011
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big bag move

a decision or move in the direction towards success; a milestone that one should be proud of
Ayo have you seen Vinny's new lambo?? Thats a big bag move I'm hype for him.
by geniusbigpp September 29, 2021
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Big Brain Moment

If you're a (big brainer) then you've most likely experienced a so-called "Big Brain Moment". But to all you low-class MacDonnals workers, a big brain moment is when you get such a good idea, that you just have to yell it, so everyone can hear how clever you are.
Me a highly intellectual: Hey (Brad)
Brad: Ya bra
Me: You know what I just got?
Brad: Nah brah
Me: I just had this really good idea, but I ain't gonna tell you it, because, you're not clever enough to understand my superior brain (Laughs in a high IQ voice), boy oh boy I do like when I get these Big Brain Moments.
by Big Brainer May 9, 2019
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big baby moses

term used for a large jewish man-boy with unparallel rapping skills. gains skills while drunk, but can also prove to be unstable at times. has incredible street knowledge and is also into kinky sex acts. has a somewhat dark past that he hides with his large goatee.
Yeah I know Big Baby Moses tossed a few, but that's the past...
by lord god December 1, 2004
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big cock monster

the act of having a cock so big that it tears a poor girl or male in half
Did you hear the trevon ripped some poor bitch in half. That dudes a big cock monster
by blackgold359 December 22, 2009
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big spooky monkey

A term used mainly in COD lobbies for an alternative to using "nigga" or "nigger" and even "spick"
Gavin "HEY DONT BE A BIG SPOOKY MONKEY"

Joseph "Shut Up nigger"
by SpookyAfrican April 28, 2022
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