Betty White

A legendary old woman who has been falsely reported dead so many times that it has effectively rendered her immortal.

Betty White is a vampire. That is the only possible explanation for how she looks so amazing at the age of 99.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 7, 2021

apple betty

The act of putting apple sauce in a females ass, and slurping it out with a straw.

I don't know man, some how she talked me into the "Apple Betty", now I can't have apple sauce any other way!

by stoneythetiger November 19, 2015

one note betty

a girl who talks about the same thing over and over; a girl who has an interest in just one thing and finds any reason to insert that interest into other, and sometimes non-related, things.

lisa (normal person): i can't find my cat.
tara (the one note betty): OMG, i got this cheetah print top at forever. you will soooo love it!

by not a betty February 20, 2009

betty swalls

testicular perspiration

After your intense workout remember to wash your betty swalls so you don't get a rash.

by boorad4 September 5, 2010

Bettye

Giggly, full of suprises, humble, helpful, caring, giving, hard headed stubborn, verbally opinionated when rawled up

Bettye giggles while coloring her picture after cleaning Robbin's house.

by Cock-A-Roach December 21, 2016

Fun Betty

A woman who dyes her pubic hair hot pink.

The Princess would quite often dye her neatly trimmed landing strip hot pink thereby earning her the nickname, Fun Betty.

"Hey, Princess........is your Betty ready?"

by The Princess December 14, 2008

BigBang Betty McGee

A badass woman on a mission to elighten others to the painful truths in our society. She is a no-holds-barred realist with a passion and a drive matched only by Rosie the Riveter. She doesn't "take no crap from nobody". She only speaks the truth.

Damn girl, you just unloaded a world of hurt on him and schooled him upside his head with an education session he'll never forget. You must be a BigBang Betty McGee!

by JonWebStar January 9, 2011