Nap with benefits

To engage in autoerotic stimulation before a nap, often to induce a deeper state of sleep.

Jack was done with class for the day and his roommate was out of town, so he took a nap with benefits. Wake him up for dinner.

by Daniel V August 31, 2007

Perilous Benefit

A Dangerous operation that will most likley end up causing you to fall down a hole and Break at least 12 bones, that or it will bring you pain from a homosexual FBI agent

This Robbery sounds like Perilous benefit to me

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

friends with benefits

either an icebreaker or an indicator for a future romantic relationship

Person #1: Is your friends with benefits an icebreaker or an indicator?
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.

by guesswhatme&lancehaveincommon March 3, 2018

friends without benefits

Literally, as a reversal of the common expression "friends with benefits" this could mean any platonic friendship--but there are already plenty of words for that most-common of relationships. Friends without benefits describes a particular type of a situation where you've outgrown or are tired of a friend but through some force of habit (on either person's part really) they're still in your life. But there's no benefit to the relationship for you. They keep calling you up and acting like everything's everything when you're around but you're so relieved when they hang up or leave. And nothing really bad has happened that you could point to and "break up" with them. So you plod onward making excuses and dreading the next time they call. Happens most often with borderline sociopaths who are unable to pick up on the stream of cues you give them that they're unwelcome. Also requires you to be too empathic to simply tell them to fuck off. Mutual history also plays a part in this. May be more common in middle age.

I'm not even answering that. Just more friends without benefits probably.

by mr. humann June 19, 2010

friends with benefits

Becoming physically or romantically involved with a friend.

This definition encompasses one or all of two forms:

a) Getting "cuddly cuddly" with a friend and "testing the waters"

b) Engaging in sexual relations.

"Bobby and Brianna are friends with benefits, but only in the "cuddly cuddly" way.

by Canadian123 May 30, 2006

family with benefits

Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.

"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"

"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"

by robertoblanco August 22, 2011

Friends With Benefits

When two people are in the stage between friendship and a relationship- often resulting in kissing etc.

Also know as a Flirtationship

girl one- XXX and YYY are looking cosy today
girl two- oh yeah, they're friends with benefits, not long before they're together.

by iknowthesethings. April 27, 2011