DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.

"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."

by MR WOLF October 23, 2007

yellow bench

a short and fat lard who thinks very highly of themselves but is very unattractive.

person one: go talk to that girl over there
person two: no way, she's such a yellow bench!

by anonymousssssssssssss January 27, 2008

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 5, 2015

Dead pecker bench

The long wooden bench outside of a country store in the south. Where old men gather.

Grandpa and all his buddies were sittin on the dead pecker bench talking about the war.

by soapdonkey April 18, 2015

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 6, 2004

park bench

The lower belly fat that hangs between a persons legs when sitting down, like when sitting on a "park bench"

Her park bench is so big that she cant close her legs when she sits.

by funnygalsmac April 20, 2015

Hollering Bench

hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.

"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"

by sleazy aunt sam January 6, 2010