bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

by Seymour Merkin August 09, 2002

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009

struggle beard

When a grown man can only grow facial hair in patches.

Yo, look Greg has a struggle beard.

by Trevineaux October 28, 2017

Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 30, 2016

bearded wanker

When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything

I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker

by Bearded wanker March 14, 2016

Toe Beards

The hair that grows on the top of mens toes.

Hey Mark, before you wear those flip flops, you better shave your toe beards.

by MrazMraz September 20, 2012

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown November 29, 2015