Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

zuck yourself

Quit Facebook.

Go zuck yourself.

by Queen Buttrix April 08, 2021

Shaina yourself in

When someone invites them self into your home/apt. The origin of this phrase is someone that is unvited barging into your place, but it can also be used for a planned visit.

“We had plans to meet 11pm, but 10:15pm rolls around and I find my friend sitting in my living room uninvited”

“You gotta keep your door locked so people don’t Shaina themselves into your place”

— — —

“Hey wanna chill later?”
“Sure I’ll leave the door unlocked, just Shaina yourself in”

by Rivercest November 07, 2017

Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Last yourself

Stay alive instead of committing suicide.

C'mon man, I know life's hard. But you gotta last yourself matter what.

by Enickrid August 31, 2017

flying on yourself

Acting overly self-assertive or self-confident.

Julia: "Hey Daniel i'm so good at reading people!"
Daniel: "Jeeeeessss Julia, stop flying on yourself!"

by zautner April 04, 2012

Love yourself

A project with UNICEF and worldwide known kpop group BTS. They lroduced the album-series LOVE YOURSELF to help people love themselfes. Their layest albums' name in LOVE YOURSELF: ANSWER.

ME: Oh, is that the signature of the latest BTS album, "LOVE YOURSELF: TEAR" on your t-shirt?
HER: Yeah, I love them, you can buy this online!💜

by Asialover2000 January 16, 2019