When you don't have time to shower so you spray yourself with perfume or cologne. Elvis was famous for doing this.
I was on an airplane all night and had to get to my job interview immediately after landing so I had to give myself an Elvis bath in the airport bathroom.
by RedHotMamaTowns May 01, 2014
what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
by Krkič April 06, 2019
by General Dismay July 07, 2015
by Velocis March 26, 2021
Noun, Verb, Adjective, etc.
Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.
More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.
This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
Widely usable and applicable, the term Salsa Bath has not but one definition, but rather, defines itself based on contextual implications.
More specifically, salsa bath is an expression of shock, dismay, disbelief, excitement, horror, disgust, interest, boredom, exhaustion, enthusiasm, enlightenment, animosity, arousal, beguilement, satisfaction, outrage, and/or commitment.
This list could continue into infinity, as various uses of the term present themselves in the contextually relevant metaverse.
"I got a real salsa bath at the book store this semester."
"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"
"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"
"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."
"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."
"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"
"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."
Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."
"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."
"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."
Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"
"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."
Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."
Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."
"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."
"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
"That concert last night was one hell of a salsa bath!"
"Dude, have you seen her in a bathing suit? Salsa bath!!"
"That guy is a total jerk; his whole life is one big salsa bath."
"Took a shower this morning... salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Want to come to the Devo concert tonight?"
Person 2: "Can't, have to work until 3 am."
Person 1: "Ahh, salsa bath."
"I can't believe the NDAA, what a salsa bath!"
"The Occupy Movement took a real salsa bath this winter."
Person 1: "Dude, I'm actually going to fill a claw-foot tub with Pace Picante this weekend and take a fucking salsa bath!"
Person 2: "Alright, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Did you hear? The federal government now has the power to incarcerate any individual indefinitely without trial."
Person 2: "Salsa... Bath..."
"My English class this semester is a real salsa bath."
"I'm thinking about coming by your studio and checking out your little salsa bath project."
Person 1: "Dude, this place wreaks of milk soda."
Person 2: "Salsa bath?"
"Last night I finally got lucky with Tiffany... Salsa bath."
Person 1: "Dude, Frank slept with my girlfriend, Tiffany!"
Person 2: "Aww man, salsa bath!"
Person 1: "Yeah, he's gonna get a fucking salsa bath to the face next time I see him."
Buddha: "A jug fills drop by drop."
Disciple: "Salsa Bath."
"Sometimes life just seems like one salsa bath after another."
"The federal government is just one, big salsa bath."
by Triivlerackasaurus Rex January 21, 2012
by DMind July 10, 2012
boiling large amounts of water to add to water in the bath to have warm enough water to bathe. Used when one's hot water heater is broken.
by PuckBker November 09, 2010