Myoplex Health Bars

Can you say, "poo?"

Probably not if you just ate this, you will be too busy vomiting your insides out.

Myoplex CarbSense: Lemon Cheesecake

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

barstronomy

Setting up a telescope or other astronomical equipment for stargazing at a pub or tavern, involving equipment simple enough for moderately inebriated patrons to operate themselves. Originated at a tavern in Columbus, OH in 2011, by "Duke Skygawker", a central Ohio amateur astronomer.

Let's head down to Woodland's Tavern for some Barstronomy and beverages!

by Duke Skygawker April 18, 2011

Barstool Sports

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.

“Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009

monkey bars

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.

Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.

by jussagal October 28, 2008

baroque pop

The style of music in which a relatively normal melody is backed up by rich orchestral arrangements and/or unique syncopation. It creates an overall mesmerizing quality to the music

Baroque pop is the best kind of music, especially when Rufus Wainwright sings it.

by ms. waffle December 27, 2004

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 3, 2004