Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!

Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

barber sarah

barber sarah is a fictional character in urban dictionary

written by sqa_p on youtube

get a barbar sarah mug for your barber sarah!

by sqa_p January 18, 2022

Pulling a barber

When someone is in the act of a foot chase, and that person falsely starts before the mark go, that person is pulling a barber

He/ she started before the make go- that person is pulling a barber

by Blueman194 November 5, 2020

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024