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Axel Ily

Axel Ily. Axel is the best person ever to exist. The best thing that has ever happened to me. Axel when u see this if u ever see this I went u to know that I’ll always be here through your ups and downs. I’ll be here no matter what. Ilysm more than u know. I hope I can be here with you forever. U mean the world to me your so special. Thank you for making my days better especially today when I needed it the most. I appreciate you so so so so so so much. You’re the best friend I could ever ask for. You’re also so pretty. Also am I ungrounded yet? 🤨😾
Axel ily if u see this bitch 🙎🏻 ♀️
by Jane Devore Vargas September 7, 2021
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Axel Benjamin

by Aaraav Patel November 19, 2023
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Axel

Axel is a gigachad with grande bolas

MASSIVE NUTS

has no bitches though.
"Axel is an idiot"

"Axel has no bitches"

"omg ur penis is so big Axel"
by UroYum August 23, 2022
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Axel

The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.
Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?

Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022
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Axel Abduction

A scene boy with peferct shiny hair vanity perfection friends with scene cuts and dumb vegas tans .
ex: Axel Abduction your so brown

ex:you and Axel Abduction look so scene
by missygal January 15, 2010
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AXEL

Axel, a name given to a new born baby; gift from god and heaven. To know if your Axel lives up to his name he will be; nice, best friend(possibly boyfriend), thinks he's a good rapper, funny, attractive, and etc, then you know a great Axel. You will have good inside jokes if you know what I mean;) and make dumb jokes where ever and when ever. He will think got a large Pen. but he is just lying;). A Axel with make dark jokes and will fight someone if they talking' dat mad poo poo. Now go find yo'self an Axel!
Axel:*breathes*
Anyone:*laughs* man Axel you da man.
by @Jennayeee March 20, 2019
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Axel

Axel is an fucking asshole with a small penis and always lies to his friends
Hey see that axel over there I feel bad for his friends
by Papa don’t like April 10, 2020
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