by Chernobyl Person January 06, 2022
A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning
by La Rouge July 28, 2022
When you take a couples camping trip to the middle of no where and he proceeds to bind and restrain you. Then you are blindfolded and he calls his mates out from hiding and they proceed to gangbang you. They do not speak, and they choose which hole they want next. This continues until everyone releases in and on you. His mates proceed to silently leave, and then you are unbound. This may repeat each day you are out camping. You are not allowed to inquire who was in the gangbang.
My boyfriend took me Aussie Camping this weekend and I'm still dripping cum.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
Or
We went Aussie Camping nine months ago so I don't know who the father is yet.
by Wirrwarr February 17, 2023
Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
Retired Streamer, during his times he liked to punch holes in the wall and his consoles, until they broke, loved showing his half an inch penis on a video
by Cowchewer life August 10, 2023
There are 2 types of Melbourne Aussies
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!
2. Ur good old Aussie kid
1: Eshay, If u cross their path then get ready to get rolled by sum old fuckin 13-16 yr old lad wearing Tns and desginer clothes carrying a fuckin Katana or a pocket knife.EETSWA!!
2. Ur good old Aussie kid
Daniel: Oi cunt give us ur shoes
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)
Person: Nah fam
Daniel: Oi cunts lets roll em
Person: Oh shit i hate Melbs Aussie
(Carnigie, Daniel, Luke and the gang procced to bash sum cunts)
by MELBS_EMZ November 28, 2019
by iLiveInPakenamAndiRepWestside October 22, 2019