Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

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Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

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One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

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Annoying, has no friends, really cringy and I want to kill at times

Sam Ashton is so cringy

by Ieiej July 3, 2019

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Ashton is a fucking whore. He will stalk your ass all day and night..... he will try to fuck you, so dont u dare get in bed with this ( monster) his dick is about the size of a tiktack and has no freinds whatsoever, his siblings treat him like shit and he smells like your grandma who just scarfed down a dumpster.

(Ashton beggio) will suck your ass

by Ashton beggio August 7, 2019

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