ashtray

Someone who can't stop thinking of a past lover.

"Sam just get over Rozy shes jank."

"i can't i love her bare! i guess im just an ashtray."

by Pill Will November 7, 2007

asher

a word used to describe a very sexy he or she.

and/or a funky new dance move

something YOURE probably not. (especially the dance move part >_>)

"Hey girl, you lookin real asher today."
"Boy, you bez get up off mah dick!"

by Ze Rep Nim Saj March 21, 2009

Ashtray

1. A tray for storing ash.
2. A person who smells like a tray for storing ash.
3. The coolest person to ever exist, blessed the Earth with his prescence almost 15 years ago, and to this day he wonders what this planet would do without him.

1. "I'm a cancer-ridden scumbag, pass me my ashtray."
2. "STOP SMELLING YOURSELF..." "I smell like an Ashtray."
3. "Hey, you know Ashtray?" "Yeah. That guy who's the best guitar player at our school, controller of the universe, and future Prime Minister of the World?" "Yeah, him. I heard that his new band is going to rule." "Of course it will, he's in it." "Well, I'm out, I'm going to masturbate to this picture of Ashtray I found." "Shit yeah, negro!"

by Teh Ashtray July 30, 2008

Ashtray

Fucking a girl doggie style, and putting your cigarette out on her asshole

I gave that bitch an ashtray because her asshole stank.

by StuWert May 14, 2008

asperand

the @ symbol, the at sign
also called amphora

that squiggley "a with a circle around it" symbol in an email addy is called an asperand

by donald wescoat August 31, 2008

Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

by Chris B******** March 14, 2007

ashrang

An awkward child, who is obsessed with spongebob and is incapable of holding a grudge. They are also extremely short tempered. They like to talk a lot about nonsense and tends to drag on her stories. Ashrangs can never get straight to the point.

"Oh my god why are you acting like an Ashrang?"

by TomGucci November 19, 2013