Archie

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg

Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?

by Rapid turtle December 15, 2022

Archie Stacey

Absolute Madlad. Drinks stellas on the daily. Goes out with all the gal dem every night and has sex with many women.

“you are such an archie stacey”

by Scooby with a dooby October 30, 2021

archi

she’s cool :)

archi is cool

by hibestiee November 23, 2021

Archie

A rare type of find. A diamond.

Through all the pressure Archie shines like a diamond

by RapidRabbit January 18, 2023

archie slattery's cock

such a girthy object it's rediculous i swear to god i would do anything for a tug.

Gir1l: I want archie slattery's cock
Girl2: OMG YASSS ME TOO.

by willy12369 June 17, 2022

Archie Minards hurt

Is a snakey prick don’t talk to him

Archie Minards hurt

by Jesse is a whore February 15, 2020

Archie

He is a bong eyed boy with no friends lol 😆

Archie the no friend bong eyed kid had no people who like him

by Stuoid June 4, 2022