Apollo 69

When you’re laying pipe in space and cum inside her launching her forwards.

As Neil and Buzz descended into the atmosphere Noel said “I wish we had a lady astronaut with us so we could have Apollo 69’d her”.

by Therealtractor August 16, 2019

apollinaire

ugly but the only things that save him from his looks is dem bara tiddies, liking a total of three isekais, and a large soda

apollinaire knows a total of three phrases:
“yoink”
“damn right”
“Operation Barbarossa was the code name for the Axis invasion of the Soviet Union, which started on Sunday, 22 June 1941, during WWII”

by a beautiful woman with a heart April 30, 2020

Apology

An apology only works with someone that forgives.

An apology doesnt really do anything, it's better to go ahead and do something on purpose that you wont be forgiven for later.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

apolety

apolety is hamood habibi

apolety is hamood he is better than you

by poopy ;) October 6, 2020

Apollo Way

Apollo way is a council estate in Blackwood, South wales. the estate is famously known locally due to their local drug addicts and the famous shop and the chippy next door. Next door you have beautiful Cefn Fforest, and then it’s Bargoed where all of them mingers and that go. if your reading this come blackwood stay away from barg

Come Apollo Way don’t want to stay in bargoed

by Cameron Chink October 11, 2020

Apology Video with tears

When someone on TikTok makes either a cringey, totally out of pocket video. Or when a video displays true information that people just don’t like to bring up. Usually meant in a joking manner.

TikTok user: *makes an joke about the death of a character*

Commenter: “OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. APOLOGY VIDEO WITH TEARS RN 😭😭😭”

by King_Rat_K October 11, 2022

apologeimtic

an adjective used to describe someone liable to apologising profusely and unnecessary when no one asked.

That weeb over there is so apologeimtic- needs to catch a shag for real.

by catastrophicallyspliffedup69 October 15, 2022