ankle cancer

Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.

Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.

So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".

My ankle cancer was really acting up this morning until the bourbon kicked in.

by "rev" skippy dammit May 5, 2016

Ankle locker

A girl who locks her ankles behind a guy's back right before he pulls out of her.

I didn't realize it before, but Emily is an ankle locker. Last night I was barely able to escape before getting her pregnant.

by Hatingthefruit June 18, 2017

Elephant Ankle

When an extremely large woman her pants wedged into her vaginal area

“Ay man look at that she got a damn camel toe” “ Hell nah man you see how big she is? That’s an elephant ankle”

by Fuckingloserfaggot May 19, 2023

Weak Ankles

When someone has weak ankles, what they stand for is not strong. In #Hercules Meg has weak ankles... and rotten judgement.
In #MrDeeds the girl hates her ankles.
In both instances the girl is trying to betray the good guy/ hero for shady , personal reasons.

Also in NBA-- some players have ankle injuries often where as some don't. And if you compare playing styles-- it makes sense.

People with egos ( not firmly grounded mentally) often walk aloof and thus weaken their ankles

Man your boy got weak ankles on the court. Tell him to toughen up.

Homegirl has weak ankles bro, watch out... You might have to catch her (save her if she falls)

by Kingoflocusts September 12, 2018

Blue Ankle

Opposite of a redneck; a blue collar person.

Person A: He's a definite redneck, but when he's in the north he acts like a total blue ankle.

by Loaf_Chan June 1, 2018

Ankle Staring

Ankle Staring is a sign of being openly attracted to the same sex.

Did you see Jennifer she was totally ankle staring

by DrMenace May 4, 2022

ankle grinder

A term for a chihuahua that is so aggressive and vicious that it can chew through metal, like an angle grinder. Often used to describe a chihuahua that barks and bites at anything that comes near its owner's ankles.

Guy 1: "Watch out for that ankle grinder, it will rip your shoes off if you get too close."
Guy 2: "Puta madre..."

by The Macbroker September 5, 2023