The kind of a guy that does not mind if you shit on his chest or face. The guy that will dry hump your leg and leave a cum stain. The kind of guy that will fuck a monkey for fun.
That the definition of an Ian.
That the definition of an Ian.
by Grey Goose February 05, 2008
A specific faux pas where in a fervor, one inexplicably says the wrong thing to the wrong person, making one's life far more difficult.
Friend 1: "Did you not realize your boss was standing right there?"
You: "Nope. Why did I have to go ian that up?"
You: "Nope. Why did I have to go ian that up?"
by f0xtr0tunif0rmcharliekil0 September 06, 2017
A kid who always has a dumb smirk on his face who plays Super Smash Brothers in his basement all day, but hey, at least he's good at it.
by TheDefinitioner54 October 25, 2019
by Imnotadingus January 16, 2019
man1-"who the hell is that lil bitch in maia's bed"
man2-"that's ian, he's a bitch but maia seems to like him"
man2-"that's ian, he's a bitch but maia seems to like him"
by Malarkey Sasquatch January 05, 2019
by Soggy ass toes February 25, 2019