Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
by E.m.o February 12, 2009
Alyssa is a beautiful girl. If you know an Alyssa, tell her you love her or love being her friend. She always smiles and she is smart and active. She is pretty and wants to be the center of attention (and always is). She has an awesome, cute sense of fashion. She loves to sew and she says what is on her mind without a struggle. She has long brown hair, wavy, streaming down her back, and she is a dancer.
Friend 1: "Is that Alyssa?"
Friend 2: "I think it is."
Alyssa: "Hey, girls! I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you."
Friend 1 to friend 2: "she seems SO nice!"
Friend 2: "I think it is."
Alyssa: "Hey, girls! I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you."
Friend 1 to friend 2: "she seems SO nice!"
by CharmingAndGraceful October 20, 2019
A very nice, intelligent, and cute girl, that is very well structured and has two feet in front of her. She’s one of the only girls you’ll need on the planet, as she is always kind and gentle. She never really knows what boy is right for her and she always has boys trailing her trying to break her heart.
by *Snapchat* May 27, 2019
Tall, usually with dark hair. She has a large friend group but only trusts certain people. She is also a team player and works well in groups. She can also be quite funny without knowing it. Alyssa is also very lovable because she is super sweet and kind.
by notmakenna December 03, 2019
by sorrylucioyourwack January 04, 2019