Alyssa is a girl that is beautiful inside and out. All the guys fall for Alyssas. She is trustworthy and loyal, she is also clever. You want an Alyssa to be your friend because 1) she can get guys for you and 2) she's nice and loyal.
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
SHE ALSO LIKES BIG DICK!! $$
by Lukehemmings March 31, 2015
Get the Alyssamug. A woman, particularly a white far-left leaning overly privileged female, who feels she is entitled to lecture minorities on the truth of racism and what true social justice means. She is known for making appearances for appearances sake, like at courthouses to express fake outrage, while supporting other social justice losers, all while sporting a bee bonnet mop on her head. One of her psychological defects, amongst many, is that she is often depressed that a cool DGAF bald headed podcaster has more followers than her. Additionally, she suffers from a disorder known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) which can lead to WTB Syndrome, (Who’s The Boss Syndrome) in which this deranged lunatic wakes up in fear every night believing ME, her beloved President, Donald J Trump, is her Boss. Sadly, she often finds herself needy towards abusive men, and often endorses them for political office. The term Alyssa is similar to her cousin 'Karen', with one major exception; Alyssa’s don’t usually want to see the store manager, they think they ARE the store manager. Origin beliefs. C-list actress, Alyssa Milano, was roasted online for lecturing the Great Hershal Walker about social justice as she Tweeted: “As a sports fan I'm so sad to see @HerschelWalker say that Trump is a champion of social justice...” . However, it is purely coincidental that this incident has anything to do with the origin meaning, Alyssa.
by I am your President August 27, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. Someone wholoves school. she always does her homework. always trys to live up to her parents expectations
by E.m.o February 11, 2009
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is the name of a beautiful, smart, and funny girl. Alyssa is the name of someone that you would love and cherish forever. The kind of person that you don't want to stop talking to. The kind of person that you hope knows that you love them. The kind of person you hope to be loved by.
by L.P.B October 7, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a rockin soccer player with a rocking soccer church voice. She makes the angels cry. She will be in the World Cup some day and then all the people will be like “woah dude” and then she will take over the word.
by MaxGRockinSocerChamp October 11, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is one of the most beautifula and nice people you’ll ever meet in your life.She is always there for you no matter what and if she’s there for you your better off being there for her bc her muscles are huge and shell beat you up.And if you get to be bestfriends like I am with here then you’ll have names bc Alyssa is my Poohbear💙💙
by Noble the goat January 20, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. The best person you will ever meet, everybody likes Alyssa! she will be the best friend you've always dreamed of. she likes anime, and has the perfect body! If you hate them you can go die in a hole and drown! By, your bestie: LILY
by IH@TEMYLIFESOMUCH February 18, 2022
Get the Alyssamug.