age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

age of consciousness

the age at which you finally begin to remember things

mom: you remember that time you ran around the house naked? you were only a baby.

son: no, that must have been before my age of consciousness

by thegravy March 28, 2011

Ag Angel

A woman who prefers vegetable sex toys to organic dildos; although not exclusive to females, and fem-attractive men also qualify, if angel enough.

Once the zucchini crop came in, the Ag Angels knew they were in for a long and pleasurable night.

by Pulitzer70 September 15, 2008

Age of Empires

A computer game which requires alot of strategy and takes place in the early "ADs". You can play as various civilizations and your goal is to rise to become the most powerful one (or last surviving) in the map. Online play is also featured. The expansion (AoE: Conquerors) features more civilizations and new units (military personal / technologies). This game makes for a great alternative to masturbation, or can serve as a "timetaker" while your downloads complete.

John: I went to Disney World over break!!!
Dan: I Age of Empires 'd Morpheus and then splurged my spooze all over the place!!!

by Aliii May 1, 2006

Coon's Age

a very long time

I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!

by doogface August 23, 2012

Age Regression

Age Regression is a completely non-sexual coping mechanism. There are people that intentionally regress to deal with heavy stress and stuff, and there are people that involuntarily regress, too. If typing, some regressors may type more like this: "Hewwo! Is *name*, and I is *insert young age*! Is nice meets you!"

Person 1: Why is *insert person* acting so immature, like a child?
Person 2: Oh, that's because they use Age Regression, or agere, to cope with issues they are having!

by That_Dumbass March 2, 2022

Aging Emo

An aging emo is basically an emo who now knows they were pathetic as fuck but is still too emo to quite get over their newfound deeper selfhatred so now the aging emo will act like a fucking cunt to compensate

Symptoms of an aging emo include:

>acting like an asshole
>internet trolling
>picking on younger emos out of resentment
>hating the fuck out of most other emos
>hating anyone that shows excessive emotion
>wearing band tees and skinny jeans but insisting you're not emo
>sporting scars but swearing you're not emo
>being a /b/tard

Wow that post was edgy must've been in aging emo

by XxxMiseryxxX July 24, 2016