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Abbey

An annoying, ratty, and complaining kind of girl. She likes to not do the things she needs to do them and loves it when people show here affection. Life seems hard to her but in reality it nothing more than pushing a pebble up an ant hill. Doing things like bathing are a struggle because... Well nobody truly knows! Abbeys can be cool but at a young age are usually the most annoying people. (Ages 9-13) If you get to know an Abbey well as a friend or in a relationship she will be like velcro never letting go.
That girl is like an Abbey
by PlooterSnonf22 December 20, 2025
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Abbey

She’s pretty average
Abbey - What an average Hamiltonian
by Brent Grey13 November 23, 2021
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Abbey Milcak

Abbey is the Queen of all warlocks and expresses huge amount of warlockism. Her warlock qualities make her the leader and queen of all warlocks as they follow in her foot steps.
Is that the leader of all warlocks?

Yes that’s Abbey Milcak
by Non-Warlock May 18, 2023
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abbey goldsworthy

old mate pulled a abbey goldsworthy on the weekend, must of went digging for gold!
by poopygold May 30, 2023
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Abbey

A very good friend, they’re usually the kind of person who would say sorry to anything and everyone. They’re so nice that they lets people walk all over them and manipulate them. Multiple people tell her to stop, and think about herself but she’s still too nice of a friend to listen. Shes also the type of person to say sorry after offing themselves.
Dude: Did you see that abbey over there? She’s so gullible!
Dude 2: Yeah, I know right!!
Girl: die.
by 1<8 June 6, 2023
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Abbey newsome

Someone that complains about being fat but doesn’t try to change
Abbey newsome: I’m so fat

Brother: try to exercise more

Abbey newsome: no I don’t want to
by Bogboi73 June 25, 2023
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Abbey Load

Often performed with one person lying down horizontally (like a crosswalk line), while the other two flank each side.

A Abbey Load is basically a synchronized double ejaculation onto a third person, typically while referencing The Beatles, the Abbey Road album cover precisely.

The only important rule to perform a perfect Abbey Load is that the person laying down is required to sing out loud the line "Come Togheter, Right Now, Over Me" right before the very moment where

Synonyms: Cum Together, Beatles Shot, Lennon Splash, Double Ringo

Example 1:

“Bro… we pulled off an Abbey Load on Melany last nigh! She looked like she just got hit by two mop-top milk trucks.”

Example 2:

“He yelled ‘Here comes the sun!’ right before the Abbey Load. The dumbass couldn't sing the right song so we lost the harmony"
by GagnonDeezNuts May 5, 2025
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