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put a fan in the window 

putting a fan in a window while smoking MJ and breathing the smoke through the fan so the it doesn't go into the house and parents don't find out.
" Hey joe do you wanna put a fan in the window?"
" Nah man i cant i dont have any MJ."

Wine taste with a beer budget 

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.
Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

You've got a hole in your left wing! 

A voiceline in war thunder when you get damage on your left wing, sometimes playing when the wing is completely gone.
Player: *Gets left wing torn off*
Radio: You've got a hole in your left wing!

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

wing wanger for a duck's tail 

Any item or tool whose name doesn't immediately come to you.
"Would you hand me that....that...wing wanger for a duck's tail, so I can finish the oil change."

Coming down with a case of the Winonas 

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.
Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."