trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection

"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."

by Samuel Conner May 3, 2010

weenie trousers

they are the kool way to of saying underwear

oh kate i luv ur weenie trousers today .

by miraizkool November 17, 2017

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017