by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009
Get the Planked Outmug. act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....
by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008
Get the wax the plankmug. Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.
Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.
by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005
Get the plank ownermug. This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
Get the Planking Spankingmug. When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.
Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .
by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023
Get the Superman plankmug. A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.
by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020
Get the plank minutemug. Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position
Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool
jonathan plank
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool
jonathan plank
by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011
Get the jonathan plankmug.