Adam: I don't think there are grounds to believe in evolution.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
Thomas: You don't want to get involved 'cause I'll fucking wipe the floor with you.
by chilly round the willy March 2, 2010

by Joenuts567 April 30, 2021

The process of breaking someone's spirit by first swiping your grundle or anus with your finger, followed by placing it into someone's ear.
David: "Damn it, Matias could you please stop giving me Hoodlum Wipe's! My ear feels like it's getting an infection"
by Matias the mysterious September 18, 2011

Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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by Twotalk November 12, 2015

It is when you take some item that someone else uses or touches and place it against part of your own body. A great example of this is taking someone elses toothbrush and shoving it into your colon. All that is left is just to watch the item (toothbrush) get used.
by nob May 11, 2004

by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015

someone who does not understand the reall meaning of asswipe or a big douche bag. Can be used as a diss against someone
by the olympians January 5, 2010
