Nebraska Man

A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

ord, nebraska

Ord nebraksa is also referred to as ord USA. Has a population of about 3,000 and is one of the weirdest towns to live in. Only has like 2 DECENT restraints and like 10 beauty salons. School here has many wonderful teachers and like--3 bad ones.

ord, nebraska? Never heard of it.

by Becky mcgecky August 25, 2018

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Nebraska

There's a lot of corn on Nebraska, and corn rhymes with porn... Nebraska can be used as a synonym for porn that can be used to pass the censors.

Cappy loves watching Nebraska.

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Nebraska style

Getting down and dirty or just acting like a fish out of the water

Dang, that boy was so geeked he ran around naked Nebraska style.

by Nebraskastyle101 March 9, 2025

Nebraska

When a women sticks her finger in her vagina and then sticks it up your nose.

I was watching TV when she surprised me with a Nebraska.

by Teeeam April 2, 2020