Keegan

A guy who gets lost in parking lots FREQUENTLY
Person 1: Have you seen Keegan?
Person 2: I think he got lost in the parking lot again.
by gary_12222 December 15, 2022
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keegan

to be a keegan you must fulfill the entire following criteria;
have a v cute face and mm hawt leegz, possess a huge big heart and little green eyes which adore the sunshine. religiously listen to flume and other various assthetic sounds, including old skool bangerz. diet consists mainly of iced coffees, moonee schnitty's, and unfortunately, wagga potatoes.
sk8r boi obvs. can fly sum big ass planes SOLO, but on one condition - that he comes back in one piece. v shmart boi also. must always wear socks (not optional). has the biggest and most unconditional love of all time. if u are the one person that matches all of these criteria, i love u with all my heart. more than mint ice cream, more than savoury shapes, and more than strawberry clouds <3
girl: oooh dang gurl u got u a keegan? big oof u is a lucky one

me: oh yes i am he is my world i love so much

girl: he is so sexi hey
me: *disappears momentarily, returns with an object*
girl: hey now babe put that knife down oh nO IM SORRY I TAKE BACK
me: yes thnk u *puts knife in pocket*
girl: *is scared*
by bigdickenergy December 9, 2018
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Keegan

Keegan is a cool but an awkward boy, he is a very good basketball player (sometimes when he's hot). He has good handles. He has nice skin and nice shoes . Keegan is a bucket getterr, but mostly a bricker! He is sometimes attracted to playboys. He loves gaming. Keegan likes to play games too much and forgot who he is. But he is a cool guy
Keegan is actually kinda sweet
Ikr!
Yo keegan is sick at balll!
Yall, just say that I'm to good.
by ch3coo- June 2, 2022
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Keegan

He's the world's most state-of-the-art sex bot to date.
Bro have you tried out Keegan yet, shits ungodly.
by Ultra Man Man December 3, 2022
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Keegan

A smart, yet likable chap who supports you in situations of stress. He’s usually the neutral type that brings the whole friend group together. He’s a nerdy boy who has a massive crushes on a few girls. Always makes you laugh with some good impressions and jokes.
by smackersmacksman June 18, 2020
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Keegan

Keegan is a nerd. Condescending and loves planes. Only has a few friends and can either be a total asshole or a really nice person. Keegan is very mature and has a good job. He acts really smart but really isn't, but has lots of common sense.
Hey Keegan, what kind of plane is that? That's a Cessna 172 80HP with a G1000 avionics suite, registration C-KJUY
by Guywholovesplanes October 4, 2022
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