ass grape

a small turd; alternately a hemroid

I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.

by Bad Billy November 26, 2003

Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Secret Grape

This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.

John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.

John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?

Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*

by Crabbinator March 26, 2013

grape 2000

A common password black people use

I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000

by bigdong06 January 6, 2015

Grape Ricky

When one's nuts are sucked so hard that blood rises to the skin and causes a purple bruise to form.

Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"

by Zafod Boombox July 24, 2015

Grape Sack

A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.

Dan has a grape sack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

stomping the grape

When you shit in the shower and have to squash it down the drain with your toes

Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in

by Belledog05 June 4, 2016