trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

shiny-trousered

Pej. - Describing a bald ponce with a penchant for camp clothing.

Big gay Jon is a shiny-trousered gimp.

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010

weenie trousers

they are the kool way to of saying underwear

oh kate i luv ur weenie trousers today .

by miraizkool November 18, 2017

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 04, 2023

trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection

"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."

by Samuel Conner May 03, 2010

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 01, 2017