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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
by Sexydimma March 11, 2013
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camp turk

an asshole of a place were only dumbasses go.
tommy my mom is forcing me to go to camp turk!
by peacebuggy123 March 21, 2010
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Donk-Monk-Turk

Donk-Monk-Turk was a word combination of Donkey, Monkey and Turkey two animal names with ending of the word "key"
Look I'm feeding to the Donk-Monk-Turk a creature that looks strange
by Kostya The Wordmaker December 2, 2024
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Forest Turk

An otherwise smart person who is particularly gullible when presented with evidence about polish traditions, especially about aliens. Not racist but just not grounded in any sense of reality.
Hey bro - I think I was abducted by aliens last night.

Response - Bro - that neva happened - you a real Forest Turk.
by BB Marv August 20, 2025
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Kaan turk

Son of suat turk, sexiest man alive, has a mother, a father and 3 sisters
by Biggest_fan_kt February 13, 2024
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Turks and Caicos

A unique way of saying she got a big butt
“Let me hook you up with this girl she got straight turks and Caicos”
by That onedude24 November 14, 2025
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