miking-it

masturbation, crazy jerking of the penis, beastly masturbation

Early Monday morning, Chuck Norris was found Miking-it like a beast in the center aisle at Winn-Dixie.

by Sean Seibert October 31, 2007

Mike

A really passionate and awesome dude, if he wants you, then then you are the special girl of the universe, he is down right honest and loyal. But his face can be ugly

Ooh I like Mike, even though he's ugly I like his style

by Carlie definition, writer April 2, 2017

Mike

Somebody who is generally bad news.

Mike might be coming over later. Lock up the silverware.

by omikes April 3, 2020

Mike

usually a smaller guy, whom is known to suck alot of penis.he loves to share a yellow cock with his mother from this feller named Chien. Complains about working, but does not do anything, then tells everybody hes the only one who does anything. Known as a Mike Gronkowski, gets fairly mad when called an angry elf, then swings his dwarf arms at you. Action taken to hold the top of his head and let him get tired untill you rock him in your arms to fall asleep. He is a small douch bag in short who is a know it all jag off.

That fellow sitting on the chair at work not doing anything is being a real mike.

by Chien lee phong September 15, 2016

mikes

a new pair of jordans(shoes)

man i need to go get those new mikes

by arnise January 24, 2006

Mike

slightly ginger with little bits of blonde, he is the king of the lands, he reserves the right to pick all the fair maidens for his tupping.

here comes mike king of all the land

by long serving queen of mike February 22, 2010

Mike

The most annoying, gay kid on earth that makes the worst comeback on earth and spazzes all the time.

Someone: Your gay

Mike: I’m gay!?! Your the one who tried to rape me you gay ass. Fuck you!

Someone: I didn’t try to rape you! You pulled me on you!

Mike: Yeah sure you gay ass

by Mike Is Gay 69 October 23, 2019