The most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. If you lose her you feel like you have lost a piece of yourself and you can never get it back. A lindsey will be there whenever you need her bc she cares about you.
by stokes20 November 26, 2020

by Yourwelcome0 November 17, 2013

by Boi o September 23, 2017

while lindsey’s are very smart and can be sweet they get mad very easily. they can start drama and keep adding it to the pile. they make fore a good friend at first but once you get to no them you wished you would’ve never met them. they are rude and even when your not friends they still add drama to your life. guys don’t usually see how rude they are though so watch your back dudes you don’t want to end up with a girl like her to much drama.
Guy 1: Wow that girl is smart and she seems nice too she must be a lindsey
Guy 2: Yeah she appears that way but all the girls said she is rude and starts drama
Girl 1: oh yeah she was my best friend but then she started acting rude plus she can’t hold a relationship for longer than a month.
Guy 2: Yeah she appears that way but all the girls said she is rude and starts drama
Girl 1: oh yeah she was my best friend but then she started acting rude plus she can’t hold a relationship for longer than a month.
by randomperson@randomperson June 12, 2019

June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.
It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.
by Micciarello June 19, 2023

Twitter activist that fights tooth and nail to brand itself as a journalist. She is responsible for world-changing revelations, such as school attendance dropping in warzones. Ever since 2022, she has turned into a hardcore China/Russia propagandist.
Lindsey Snell’s journalism career really took off once she discovered the fiery combination of Twitter activism and international propaganda.
Lindsey Snell fights tooth and nail for journalism credentials; rumor has it she keeps her press badge next to her Twitter notifications.
Lindsey Snell: proving that if you shout loud enough on Twitter, you might just convince someone you’re a journalist.
Lindsey Snell fights tooth and nail for journalism credentials; rumor has it she keeps her press badge next to her Twitter notifications.
Lindsey Snell: proving that if you shout loud enough on Twitter, you might just convince someone you’re a journalist.
by uncertified_asshole August 9, 2025
