by Sean roth May 6, 2015
Get the grant gregorymug. One bad ass mother fucker, all the guys want to be him and all the women want to be with him. The king alpha male of any group.
by blackitalian August 12, 2019
Get the gregory morrismug. Most of the time (99.99%), the man who possesses this name is a tall, dark, and handsome young fella with an absolute gargantuan meat sword. Friends of his line up with their mothers in tow so he can bless them with his secret sauce. An absolute specimen of sheer charisma, rigor, and mystique.
Dweeb 1: holy fuck, is that Joseph Gregory?
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
Dweeb 2: holy shit! It is! He fucked my mom! She’s so lucky. I love Joseph Gregory.
by CreamDoggin November 23, 2021
Get the Joseph Gregorymug. Gregory Duane is just a radiating pillar of lighthearted goofy-Ness.
He is naturally exceptionally gifted in every department. He is very artistic and his hair is thick and lucious...
He has no idea how handsome he is (although sometimes he does ;)
Middle name is generally "careful"....
For being such a bright man. He is unsure of himself. (Which is insane to see because he is so much more than capable.
His kids are beautiful and just as talented as he is...he is hard on himself and let's people *in his ear easily *
Tends to be spiteful and when mad his tongue is Silver and slitted.
He is a man who feels very deeply. The loyalty is there so long as he's not mad.... goes from 0 to 10 faster than a caddy. But comes back down just as fast..
His family are his biggest supporters.
He's been through a lot in his past and in his past relationships.
And he is definitely a person who will bring joy into your life, and he will also bring his trumpet and play it...whether you are or are not someone whom enjoys listening to trumpets..he gonna play it regardless :)
He is also the only man to have ever outfished me
He is naturally exceptionally gifted in every department. He is very artistic and his hair is thick and lucious...
He has no idea how handsome he is (although sometimes he does ;)
Middle name is generally "careful"....
For being such a bright man. He is unsure of himself. (Which is insane to see because he is so much more than capable.
His kids are beautiful and just as talented as he is...he is hard on himself and let's people *in his ear easily *
Tends to be spiteful and when mad his tongue is Silver and slitted.
He is a man who feels very deeply. The loyalty is there so long as he's not mad.... goes from 0 to 10 faster than a caddy. But comes back down just as fast..
His family are his biggest supporters.
He's been through a lot in his past and in his past relationships.
And he is definitely a person who will bring joy into your life, and he will also bring his trumpet and play it...whether you are or are not someone whom enjoys listening to trumpets..he gonna play it regardless :)
He is also the only man to have ever outfished me
by Rippin'lipHookerQueen March 31, 2024
Get the Gregory duanemug. Gregory is a awesomeness badass nurse hockey player whose daughter is also badass. Gregory happy birthday
by Danta+kiki February 18, 2024
Get the Gregorymug. Someone that refuses to look at a calendar if theres not another person present, or a picture or video to show for it, to prove that he/she really did that in real life.
Spending time alone didn't boost his/her gregorious image, no wonder he/she only liked to look at calendars with others.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Get the Gregoriousmug. Somebody that doesn't like to look at a Gregorian calendar (or get drunk, or do anything else to kill boredom like sports or games) alone.
It wasn't that the gregorious guy/girl was really particularly sociable or extroverted, no matter what his/her image suggested, it was that he/she hated looking at a calendar alone more than anything, because you had to be alone to do it.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Get the Gregoriousmug.