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A criminal who specializes in the abduction of large, veiny dicks and balls whilst simultaneously wielding a large penile instrument themselves.

Bob: Did you see the news last night? There was another attack by a big dick bandito.
Stacy: Yeah, I heard that they were able to snatch three penises of colossal size. Quite impressive, if I'm being honest.

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Big Dick Aidan

A dude named Aidan just radiates energy of having a massive cock. It’s horridly unrealistic for how people named Aidan have massive cocks.

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by horsecockdude24 May 22, 2022

Big dick AlbertBurdett

A boy who has a big cock, and peng girls want to suck on it

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by SLE.AB November 20, 2018

big dick nigger

where a nigger has a big dick

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by fuckthebigdicknigger November 13, 2021

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Big dick upset is when your ability to smile is gone.

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by Comidois De’America October 29, 2022

Big Dick Marco

A guy named Marco in my geometry class.

@hmmm4152 on Instagram

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by Big Dick Marco May 28, 2018