Zion

A boy who loves real Madrid and football but doesn't go to church but always procrastinate about it and loves watching p0rn and doing soapy

Go to church don't be such a Zion

Don't you watching p0rn is bad? You can be a Zion

by Anonymous Chelsea fan November 29, 2021

Zion

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend

Definitely not written by a guy named zion

by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020

Mt. Zion High School

A high school in Mt. Zion, Illinois. The show choir program is a big part of the school and the show choir kids are the most annoying people you will ever meet. Even though the school is in central Illinois genderspecials abound. There are also racist hicks who are racist not because of exposure to Illinois's high crime rates but simply because they are losers who have nothing good to say about themselves other than being white.

Did you hear about Mt. Zion High School's new fieldhouse?

by venicebitch8 July 2, 2022

Zion

zai · on | adj.
A gay boy that's more feminine than any girl you've ever met.

Man 1: slay!!!!
Man 2: You are such a Zion.

by zion! December 12, 2022

Zion

Zion is a very cute, kind, tall, and funny guy. He’s mostly a quiet kid but he has a big mind of imagination . Zion could mostly be a dark skinned guy

Zion is well being

by Non existent April 9, 2022

Zion

Zion is not just a boy name Zion is also an female name she is brave , kind , smart , and confident

Zion is so pretty.
Did you see the way she dress Zion have good style.

by sariyah rose November 19, 2023

Zion Murrillo

The nigga you wanna watch out for cause that niggas “ HIM “ FYGDBI

And he prolly the nigga you wanna be 🤣

What’your thoughts on Zion Murrillo?
Female - OMG he’s the best like if I saw him I’d definitely be all over him right now!
If his name ain’t ZION then he LYIN AHHHHHH 🤪

by anonymous November 22, 2023