yoga jeans

jeans that are waaaay too skinny.

-man these new rappers can't claim to be a G

-true, not with them yoga jeans

by om8d June 13, 2018

nose yoga

taking cocaine

The kitchen at the party was full of people doing nose yoga

by oohAhhPete February 14, 2021

sick yoga feet

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

So

So?

What a So

Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you

He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.

by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024

Yoga Lakshmi

One of the cutest....calm heart person..
Kind hearted too...

Yoga has a personality that revolves around her goals and improving her situation. Captivating

She is a delightful person

you can't take your eyes off her.

Confident – She trusts her own abilities and knows that she has value.

You don't know about yoga Lakshmi ....
Touch with her and know about

by Karuthu kandhasamt November 23, 2021

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015

Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

Alabama Yoga

The various poses achieved in yoga but only whilst having intercourse with someone in your immediate or extended family. I.e., intra-family kama sutra but more stretching.

Cletus hurt his groin when trying some new Alabama Yoga poses with his first cousin, Amber, last night.

by Devoooo March 14, 2021