Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022