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Wyoming Buldak

When you excrete fecal matter out of your anus and place it into a freezer for 24 hours, then you put the frozen fecal matter through a pasta grinder. While you do this, prepare a pot of boiled urine, and cook the fecal matter pasta in the boiled urine. Then dry out diarrhea and crush it up to make a powder. Mix this powder into the pot of urine and fecal pasta, and serve in a bowl. This is a delicacy in Azerbaijian.
"OMG, I had the BEST Wyoming Buldak in Azerbaijian!"
by The Scatinator December 13, 2025
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Wyoming asswipe

A very technical sexual act where you bust a huge load on your partner's anal airway and then proceed to wipe it with your cock
I gave my best friend Jesse a Wyoming asswipe, he said he loved it and that we should do it more often
by killerCERV33 December 15, 2025
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Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw
Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?
by You Smell69 January 2, 2026
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University of Wyoming

The hardest drinking university in the United States. Has all prerequisites for binge drinking.

1.Redneck culture that does nothing but drink
2.Lack of any activities after 7pm that dont involve getting hammered
3.Coldest enviroment of any 4 year school in the United States

4. Over 24 bars plus another 10 places to buy alcohol for a place with a population of around 25000
5. Depression that sets in once you realize you have decended into the 5th circle of hell AKA laradise
Student 1:Hey guys we've been drinking for 5 days straight lets change it up I know the University of Wyoming doesnt have anything going on but theres got to be something else to do
Student 2: We could always go outside and freeze to death
Student 3: We could sit around and have a circle jerk
Student 1: Fine lets just go to the Buckhorn Bar

Student 3: No im too classy for that lets hit the Cowboy bar but the one on 3rd st not the cowboy bar on 2nd St
Student 2: I've been drunk since 5pm so i dont really care
by jdays March 5, 2013
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Evanston Wyoming

A small town in the southwest corner of Wyoming of about 12,000. Only 3 miles from the Utah Border. A very nice small town even though all the people from Utah go there to buy Alcohol and Fireworks.
"I wish we could buy some beer and fireworks here." "Lets just go to Evanston Wyoming"
by Steve57 January 23, 2008
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The Wyoming Theory

The theory that states that Wyoming isn't a state. This theory holds ground because:
A)You most likely have never been to Wyoming.
B)You don't know anybody who is from Wyoming.
C)You don't watch television shows that take place in Wyoming.
D)You don't buy products from companies based in Wyoming.

But what is in that part of the country? A government conspiracy? The Illuminati headquarters? A tear in the Space-Time Continuum? Open your eyes.
Marvin: "Wyoming isn't a state"
Yoervis: "That's bs man"
Marvin: "Read up on the Wyoming Theory"
by ImmortalTechnique_KOR March 11, 2014
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Southwest Wyoming

The Northeast corner of land that Utah didn't want. Made up of sagebrush, prarie dogs and Mormon settler descendants that couldn't hack the journey to Salt Lake City. Southwest Wyoming is still considered to be part of Utah by the rest of Wyoming's residents and government. Mostly known for the sale of beer kegs, porn, and fireworks to visiting Utahns.
Ammon: "Why did Utah give the Southwest Wyoming territory away?"
Josiah: "Because It was the worst part of Utah."
by hogballs73 September 29, 2018
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