Kiri withdrawal

The feeling of absence of a friend named kiri when she goes from for the holidays and your apartment is empty.

I am experiencing a kiri withdrawal.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Colleen Withdrawals

When the girl of your dreams is named Colleen, and you haven't seen her for a while.

"Dang! It's been a week since I've seen her and I'm getting the shakes.., I think I'm having Colleen Withdrawals"

by Tellio March 1, 2022

party withdrawal

When you haven’t been to a party in a few weeks and are missing that thrill. You’re going through withdrawal symptoms.

“Dude we gotta find a funky this weekend I’m going through party withdrawal”

by kelly_08 March 23, 2022

Crowd Withrawal

That feeling of withrawal an artist gets after not performing for an audience for a certain amount if time.

This pandemic gave me a bad case of crowd withrawal

by K Alado May 20, 2022

Wida withdrawal

Being away from Wida for a long time and body tends to act up as if addicts haven’t had a cigarette or drugs in a long time.

I haven’t seen her for so long I’m starting to have Wida withdrawals

by Dracocr June 22, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022