A special type of human species that revolves around buying wooden ladies. Diagnosed with salt-syndrome. Continues to deny, but actually has an Indian wife while cheating with a lady in a storage unit.
Guy: Dude, why are you so salty? It was just a new Symmetra rework.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
Guy 2: Nah, it's okay, he is just being a Robert.
by TheOneAndOnlyRobot July 16, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Bitchass nigga who can’t get a hold of himself constantly crashing into problems and leaving them unsolved like a pussy
by TUM0RT1CKL3R July 28, 2018
Get the Robertmug. The type of man known for pulling more boys than girls. He is the only man in the universe known to have a big dick and still can’t pull no girls with it
I love you Robert-Javontae
by Filth God January 16, 2019
Get the Robertmug. A gay kid. He often flinches when a Jennifer throws a lunchbox at him. He’s bald and loves Minecraft. He also likes to poop his pants and throw it at people!💩
by Danica the devil November 17, 2017
Get the Robertmug. A gay bitch who loses girls (not that he can get anymore than 2) quicker than his mom put him up for adoption, who is obsessed with memes mainly because he’s special ed, He also lies about being gay when he really is for someone who starts with the name R
by Anooslord69 January 12, 2019
Get the Robertmug. by Zirins December 10, 2019
Get the Robertmug. robert is a piece of shit
by Ashton's future wife <3 April 9, 2019
Get the Robertmug.