Mom

Mom doesn’t like you

Me: hey mom
Mom: I don’t like you

by Stop stealing my pseudonym November 3, 2019

Mom

the woman who emotionally abused me my whole life.

Mom: "I'm the only person who could ever love you" "You're so unlovable"

by people are hot k bye December 11, 2020

Mom

An incorrect spelling of the word "mum"

Steve: "My mom beat me earlier!"
John: "I think you mean your MUM beat you earlier."

by every-minute-in-Africa January 13, 2021

Mom

Get the camera

"Mom dads going to the store to buy some milk."

by PGG424 YT SUBSCRIBE January 22, 2020

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022