let's play wifi

when 2 gay men decide to get out a double-sided dildo and have a competition to see who can slide it in the farthest first

Hey Derek, let's play WiFi.

by Stabbolikesgay February 24, 2021

Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.

Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)

by yourpalVanguard February 19, 2021

Micky Dee’s wifi

Garbage wifi

Man hes got some Micky Dee’s wifi

by Thejumacatedscholar February 28, 2019

Gucci Wifi

Someone who has very good wifi and super fast connection on the internet.

Jason: Wow this is some gucci wifi... It's very fast!"

by datboi101lol April 19, 2021

Greg wifi

When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.

i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.

by sae young August 25, 2017

Lady Wifi

lady wifi A alya villain from miraculous ladybug a kids-teen show

Alya; Can you give me the fox miraclous ladybug: no hawkie: oh a very angry girl fly away my akuma and evil-ze this broken heart hawkie: lady wifi i am hawk moth

by mari loves adrien August 11, 2023

FPT wifi network

synonym of shit, trash, poopy doo doo

I force him to use FPT wifi network as the worst punishment in his life

by This pseudonym is cool. May 06, 2024