My hot wifey

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Me: my hot wifey is NotUrJinx<333
Bob: omg shes hot<3
by DoggoQueen3026 May 28, 2022
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The Wifey Council

Wifey council, is a group of friends who are platonically married to each other. They are made up of 11 people who are Aki, Kima, Dinki, Uni, Pop, Mushi, Shy, Vistii, Buni, Halo, and Jay. Half of the Wifey council are part of a minecraft smp called the "Council SMP" in which there is a peaceful (chaotic) environment as many start to build their homes and structures. The wives of the council can often be found in a vc in their discord being crackheads. Their discord also includes other familial members such as their mothers, father, and side hoes, who can sometimes also be found in vcs.
Person 1: Have you seen the members of the wifey council? They're some of the coolest people it's so hard to get in!
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(
by aki_ November 11, 2020
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YEET WIFEY

To throw your wife with great force over something
Yeah, he just YEET WIFEY
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The Wifey Effect

Receiving a ball and chain gag during a bachelor party in embarrassing fashion and puking from the pressure.
The reality of getting married finally hit him so hard during his bachelor party it caused The Wifey Effect.
by imthejoe March 25, 2011
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wifey cut

The hair cut a woman gets after she is married. Usually involves cutting most of the length off in favor of a bob, pixie cut, or shorter hairstyle.
After she got married, Melissa couldn't help but go and get her hair chopped into a bob; a traditional wifey cut.
by pinkblondie22 January 09, 2019
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Wifey mentality

That girl you know who has all the qualities you want in a girl

•Doesn’t care what she looks like around you
•There for you when you need her
•Is able to laugh at you as well as with you
•Will play fight with you
Yo dude I’m obsessed with her, she’s perfect, she’s got tha wifey mentality and everything
by yup_yup_7up December 26, 2020
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smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
by martymar March 30, 2011
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