willy watcher

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood

You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher

by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003

Willy Wonka just came in my mouth

What you say after you've eaten some remarkably sweet and delectable dessert.

A: How do you like the Coke cake?
M: mmm...mmmmmm mmmmmm mm mm mmmm mm!
A: Huh?
M: I think Willy Wonka just came in my mouth!

by vanilla g-lotto December 17, 2004

campfire willy

A person that always tells stories that arnt true,a person that is speaking tall tales to gain un earned recognition,only to gain attention and be heard

This campfire Willy mf never shuts the fuck up...lol

by HUERA BUENA X8 August 8, 2017

Wet Willy

When one wets a finger generally the pinky usually by covering in saliva then inserts into somebodys earhole and spins eraticly causing overall discomfort in order to wreak havoc or humiliate.

Caley:"Dude i was making out with some chick last night and Zacc gave me a wet willy!"
Sam:"Oh real? Dude that sucks"

by Sam .B June 8, 2007

Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic?

A phrase commonly used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in people, organizations or governments.

Coined by Jay-Z in his 2002 song "Blueprint 2," where he points out his then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering which songs are more his true self; the socially conscious ones ("One Mic," "Black Girl Lost") or the misogynistic ones ("Oochie Wally," "You Owe Me")

Conservative: "George Floyd and Breonna Taylor had it coming; I back the blue!"
Also Conservative *six months later*: "Arrest the Capitol cop who killed Ashli Babbit!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side!"

by MJBurmy September 2, 2021

Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997

Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

willy winks

will-ee wee-nk-s: a blowjob that includes butterfly kisses on the head of the penis. Banned in Canada.

A chick was going down on me and she gave me the willy winks.

by reasontorhyme December 5, 2012